Friday Night Linkage!

Brittany Murphy has something in her eye. And up her butt. [ICYDK] Madonna ends relationship with Britney Spears [Derek Hail] Geri H. out with Bluebell [Hot Momma Drama] Kristin Cavallari (do'in it Paris Hilton style) with Brody at the Beach [Bricks and Stones] Ashley Olsen is mad at the world I would be mad at the world too if I were a multi-millionaire by the time I was 8. [Hollyscoop] Nicole Richie Likes Sloppy (And Diseased) Seconds [I'm Not Obsessed] The Rock Varnishes His Forehead?!?!? [Velvet Hot Tub]