Friday Night Linkage!

Hung like an Artichoke King should be [Velvet Hot Tub] Nicole Richie losing her mind? [I'm Not Obsessed] Brangelina sell baby photos for $3.3 MILLION [Holly Scoop] WTF is Heather Graham wearing? [ICYDK] No shoes, no service for Owen Wilson [Derek Hail] SJP leaves HBO, project in the works? [Hot Momma Drama]