Oh Paris.

Paris Hilton narrowly escaped electrocuting herself by drunkenly jumping into a swimming pool at a party recently. The socialite shocked guests at the bash for her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos by plunging into the pool after a garden light had fallen into it. A source tells the Sunday Mirror, “Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn't get electrocuted. She thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her on the head in the process." Hilton then treated guests to an inebriated attempt at a sexy pole dance. The source adds, “Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole - let alone dance." [Entertainmentwise]