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One day I will run a trashy tabloid. Until then, this will have to suffice.

Monday, March 20, 2006

TomKat at a softball game

He has defeated enemy fighter pilots and alien forces. But now Tom Cruise faces his most dangerous foe ever: a foul-mouthed foursome of pre-teens. If that seems sort of humiliating, wait for the rest. While the children are no more real than the mechanical invaders in War of the Worlds, Cruise's campaign to crush them is far from fictional. It's Tom Cruise vs South Park. And it promises to be fun. South Park is the less than respectful television animation series that has sustained its popularity for a decade because of its fearless satirising of anyone and everyone. It drew headlines early last week, however, when musician Isaac Hayes, who since 1997 has been the voice of Chef, suddenly upped and left in a huff. Hayes declared that South Park, which follows the hell-raising of the four kids, had gone too far in its lampooning of religion. Specifically, he was cross about its recent mocking of the Church of Scientology. Hayes is a Scientologist. So is Cruise. The departure of Hayes created some publicity for the show and its creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. But now things are even more interesting. Comedy Central, the channel that broadcasts it in the US, was scheduled to air a repeat of the episode that had so upset Hayes on Wednesday night. But then, suddenly, it didn't. [Independent] Thanks to hotspiral @ JJB for pics!


  • At 3/20/2006 09:00:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Katie must be so sick of watching those brats play ball. Nicole is probably off somewhere, getting another eye lift.

  • At 3/21/2006 05:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    she's starting to look like an alien with those glasses on!

  • At 3/21/2006 07:14:00 AM, Blogger Floh said…

    Cruise has shot himself in the foot.

    Holmes is Mrs Suburbia.

  • At 3/21/2006 08:43:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Speaking of that, have we ever seen pictures of Nicole at these games or even with the kids at all lately? Maybe she is letting Tom raise them.

  • At 3/21/2006 10:27:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    This is free advertising for his upcoming movie...he was never father of the year and now suddently he is at every single freaking game those kids play. I mean come on! no one goes to that many games.
    Plus what pregnant female wants to be all out and public.

  • At 3/21/2006 10:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Anon 10:27 AM

    I totally agree. Tom Cruise is such a egomanical self-centered creep who isnt above using anyone for self promotion. This is the first time I've ever seen him with either kid since they were little, and then that was just one pic! Katie better get a clue, and fast before she goes into labor.

    The way it's being reported, the girl isn't even going to have that on her terms, but the terms of Tom C via the dictates of Scientology. I'm the one pushing a watermelon through a keyhole? Baby you better believe I'm screaming, cussing, biting and calling out everyone in the room esp the daddy! lol

  • At 3/21/2006 10:46:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Are you guys kidding....we've been seeing these pictures of Tom and Katie watching the games for several MONTHS. It may be partly for publicity but it sure isn't anything new.


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