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One day I will run a trashy tabloid. Until then, this will have to suffice.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

The new Superman is, ahem, well-endowed

The New Superman movie is causing concern for the studio bosses because of the size of his bulge. According to ananova.com, they fear that actor Brandon Routh's profile in Superman's skintight costume could be distracting. They have ordered the filmmakers to cover it with digital effects. A source says: "It's a major issue for the studio. Brandon is extremely well endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects." (IANS)

3 Comments:

  • At 12/13/2005 02:15:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Damnit! You don't see them covering up the bulging chests of any female actors. No censorship! We want to see his bulge!

     
  • At 12/14/2005 09:52:00 AM, Anonymous Morgan said…

    Wow, good for him! :) And his man or woman friend!

     
  • At 12/14/2005 10:13:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I agree with anonymous-and I'm a straight guy (though I suppose it may come into question now)...he's Superman for goodness sakes!! Sheesh, people have too much time on their hands.

     

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