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One day I will run a trashy tabloid. Until then, this will have to suffice.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Angelina's naughty gifts for Brad

Reports from the tabloids say that Angelina Jolie now feels threatened by Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's new frequent phone calls. So what is a sexy, puffy-lipped siren to do? Go grab some X-rated merchandise and remind Mr. Pitt exactly why he turned to her in the first place. At least that's how 'The Star' is reporting it. The American tabloid cites company reps from bootyparlor.com and they reveal that siren Angie has been doing a little naughty shopping for her boyfriend Brad. The 30-year old hottie recently purchased a 'Holiday Stocking from the web site, the Star reports. Included in the "I've Been Naughty Holiday Kit" is" -A pair of Turn Me on Remote Controlled Vibrating Panties, -Some best-selling 'Bonding Tape' and some 'Melt Chocolate Body Fondue' that "lets her express her creative side," reads to the company web site. "Brad can turn Angie on from 20 feet away," with the remote control panties an insider told the Star. I'm guessing Brad will be the one turned on. The company is not shy about touting its celebrity clientele noting that Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wilmer Valderrama, porn star Jenna Jameson, and Lost's Naveen Andrews are all customers. That would seem to lend some legitimacy to the report. Is Angie really that concerned about a few phone calls between Brad and Jen? Hard to say. But if the report is accurate the Booty Parlor and the couple are likely to be very happy. [National Ledger] Thanks to hotspiral @ JJB for pics!

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