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One day I will run a trashy tabloid. Until then, this will have to suffice.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

No plastic surgery for Paris

Paris Hilton has vowed to never have plastic surgery. The blonde socialite, who once wanted a breast enlargement to boost her modest assets before changing her mind, doesn't want to go under the surgeon's knife because she doesn't want to be accused of being fake. She said: "I don't need it and I would never get it. It's gross - and it always ends up looking really fake. But if a girl is miserable and that's the only way to make her happy, then that's fine." Paris recently revealed she decided against having a boob job after her dad told her it was sleazy. The hotel heiress admitted she begged her parents to pay for the operation before her father, Rick, dissuaded her. She revealed: "Years ago, I asked my dad for a boob job and he said it would cheapen my image. So I decided not to do it." [FemaleFirst]


  • At 6/03/2006 08:45:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    um, did paris forget about her nose job?

  • At 6/04/2006 03:42:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    So she made a homegrown porn movie instead? And that didn't cheapen her image???

  • At 6/04/2006 03:49:00 AM, Anonymous daisyfly said…


    Let's see...

    She's a natural BRUNETTE

    She wears BLUE CONTACTS to cover up her BROWN EYES

    She has a NATURALLY deep voice (that squeaky Minnie Mouse voice she uses to say "that's hot" is fake)

    She stands pidgeon toed to make those boats she calls feet look smaller.

    She uses silicone breast enhancers, tape, and shadowing to give her cleavage (trust me...I know)

    Yeah, don't want to look "fake". That would be redundant.

  • At 6/04/2006 05:39:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…


  • At 6/04/2006 08:57:00 AM, Blogger coffeygirlb said…

    Well folks, you've said it all!

  • At 6/04/2006 11:40:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Haha daisyfly you said it best.

  • At 6/04/2006 11:40:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    She makes me laugh! That's the one thing that I can say about this girl that doesn't involve using every curse word I know!! I honestly don't think she hears what she says in her head before she says themo out loud! I feel bad for her flak! No matter how much money you would offer me, I would NEVER work for this bimbo!

  • At 6/05/2006 11:32:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That's hilarious! She's worried about looking fake, but has one of the most fake/shallow personalities out there. To top it off, her dad thinks a boob job will make her look sleazy! Like she doesn't already, what with all of her many incidents of indecent public exposure, raunchy outfits/dancing and homemade porn video!!! What a bunch of freaks!


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