Cacee would rather live a life of obscurity in pants that are too long

Jessica Simpson is said to be distraught after her best friend CaCee Cobb quit her job as Jess’ personal assistant. The singer/actress has employed her childhood friend for the past two years, and the two have even shared a home. When CaCee officially ended her employment with the “Dukes Of Hazard” star, Simpson gushed, "You are my best friend, I will be your best friend forever." A representative for Simpson tells reporters, "It's true. They remain close." [AHN]