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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Madame Tussaud's launches bringbritneyback.com

Bosses at New York museum Madame Tussauds have launched a new campaign aimed at prompting BRITNEY SPEARS to dump her husband and return to her former glories using their six-year-old waxwork likeness of the pop star. Museum chiefs have remodelled the Britney figure, complete with a heaving chest, to launch their Bring Back Britney campaign. And they're going one step further, asking patrons to "Save Britney from herself, from her husband and from her relentless fertility." In a press release, the cheeky Tussauds marketing executives insist their campaign is geared towards pregnant Spears giving up on her family and returning to "the good ole days when she was a pin-up, not knocked-up." As well as heaving breasts, the Britney Spears of 2000 wax figure comes scantily clad in a sparkly gold two-piece and is attached, upside down, to a stripper pole. Fans visiting Madame Tussauds will also be invited to sign and online petition to Save Britney. [PRI, Pics]

4 Comments:

  • At 5/26/2006 07:27:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    As sad as this sounds I don't think Britney will ever be what she once was. She has gone from hot pop princess to a fat baby popping out freak with a lazy ass wanna be thug for a husband.

     
  • At 5/26/2006 09:42:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    What the...who the.....huh?

     
  • At 5/27/2006 08:08:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    She will never let K-fed go, and true she will never be the Britney that had her last concert in 2003 or 2004, she is finished.

     
  • At 5/27/2006 08:17:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You know your career and reputation is crap when you are immortalized on a stripper's pole.

     

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