Linkage is better than shrinkage!

Jake G. is humanitarian of the week! [Velvet Hot Tub] What kind of ring is Jen A. wearing? [I'm Not Obsessed] Lizzy Grubman bearing the spawn of Satan? [Holly Scoop] Scarlett is a big-boobied Mary Poppins [ICYDK] Britney naked? On film? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. [Derek Hail] Jessica Simpson at least looks like she's having the best week ever [Hot Momma Drama]